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[madz @Madisonawright]

My finals week is very reflective of the state of the world
virology: canceled
personality: online

[madz @Madisonawright]

I have absolutely no business going anywhere near Instagram until v day has been purged

[madz @Madisonawright]

time spent in Lassen’s cosmetics aisle looking at botanical face masks is directly proportional to how incredibly bat shit crazy virology lecture was on that day

[madz @Madisonawright]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you neVer change anything for a boy, most importantly your hair washing schedule

[madz @Madisonawright]

Boggles the mind that we have a grown ass male nurse talking about poopoo on an app designed for preteens. There’s a lot to unpack here, but let’s start with that wEAK body roll, shall we?

[madz @Madisonawright]

@petersavannah Sometimes sad girl hours hit so hard that you DO text your ex and it’s fine it’s fine

[Madeleine 🌹 @zhiana]

Quiet reminder that when you look at a map of the world, the country sizes on the atlas are not accurate or to scale.

Australia has almost the same land mass as the United States, and we are on fire.

We need your outrage.
We need your support.
We are burning.

[een @eennhu]

me to my friends: grades don’t define u !!! college is a scam and these exams are not a true measurement of ur intellect !! don’t worry

me to me: stupid fucking bitch if u get anything below an 80 ur a failure u might as well drop out or die

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

if third base is sex then what base is it when u watch ratatouille together

[madz @Madisonawright]

so what I meant to say was that black holes are the autoclaves of the universe, sorry for my stupidity Twitter!!!

[ً @sum_luke]

How come frozen got a sequel and not ratatouille. “Frozen 2” don’t even sound good. But...rataTWOille, my lord!! practically writes itself.

[madz @Madisonawright]

got into zero political debates, was only asked who I was dating 4 times, and the deviled eggs were:

[madz @Madisonawright]

every time a dog chooses my lap to flop on I 🥺

[madz @Madisonawright]

this is, of course, assuming that we are petri dish that is about to be dumped into the biohazard bin

[madz @Madisonawright]

autoclaves are the black holes of the universe, change my mind

[T @tylerthecreator]

AGAIN, THANK YOU DRAKE! ( IM FUCKING PISSED HOTLINE BLING WAS NEXT THATS MY FUCKING SHIT IM GONNA PLAY THAT IN THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW) <3

[michaelas wholesome child @michaelaostan]

this is @MichaelaOkla