Madison Berry

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

"This must be that schmear schmas that WASN'T banned" - my husband

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Seattle police have completely covered the street with gas https://t.co/9J9aSY81D1

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

@bigdoinksxl LET ME RETWEET YOU

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

I dont see what's bad about VSCO girls - does that mean I am one?

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

Update: I'm eating a cream cheese sandwich. Am I doing Twitter right? Is any of this right?

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

I am at the point in the day where I start shaking because I haven't eaten yet, but yesterday I was listening to show tunes and I skipped the Wicked songs so that's personal growth.

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

@bigdoinksxl Yarp

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

Dreamt last night of finding 6 $100 bills and getting really excited and buying a nice sweater so that's where I'm at emotionally

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

@bigdoinksxl Poor Jim and also poor Sally and also poor curriculum saleslady.

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

@bigdoinksxl How... would someone hold you accountable for that?

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

I dont think I'm chaotic enough for this generation

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up eat Boston cream pie in Worcester you think I give a shit?

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

@ljdevaughn I won't lie to you, I really vibed with her voice. I will accept my judgment willingly.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My Morning

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

"Like Jay-Z, I have 99 problems. Unlike Jay-Z, I have zero caveats" - Schmidt, also, me

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

Other surprises today: running makes you feel good

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

I've discovered that @seanonolennon is hilarious, so that's been the best surprise of the day

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

It's Deaf Awareness month, the perfect time for me to make an ass out of myself at a Deaf event because I haven't been practicing my ASL

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

Really wish my depression manifested in artfully drawing my feelings instead of crying about feeling alone and then ignoring my fiance to read reddit

[Madison Berry @MadisonBerry4]

I watched a movie where the protagonist sneezes twice and everyone makes her go to bed because "she's sick" and then they clean her house. It was wild.