Madison

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They hate the Obamas because they are everything they will never be.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Michelle Obama is clearly not a man, but Melania Trump is clearly a hooker who went from the whorehouse to the White House.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA has always existed. Before Trump, they were called white trash.

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

Me going back to the concession stand for my 4th tray of nachos while the 35-55 Cardinals are losing 10-2

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

sorry i can’t come tonight i haven't had my six hours of alone time yet

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

[Lupin @lupinxart]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Devan @zeokatt]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

Me:

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

it’s like seeing jesus for the first time

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

genuinely what it feels like to join calls and navigate corporate america as a swiftie on killataygagement day

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

swifties in the workplace

[t @swiftslorelai]

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

[ema ❤️‍🔥 @hotasswiftin]

announce those tour dates i am ready to pay for that wedding

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

I GET TO LEARN NEW TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS SOON

[cam 🪩 @smackcam13]

Me walking into work tomorrow as the office swiftie

[✧ @cessonmute]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)