Madison

If you think the validity of my identity is in any way dependent on your ability to comprehend it, then you’re the problem.

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 SHIMMER Tweet #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Tweet #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

#TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

if you wake me up out of my precious sleep..whatever comes out of my mouth is your fault.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I have a T-rex on my shirt.

Me: I see that.

5: No one can stop me.

She has the power.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Don’t know what else to do

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

I build forts to fix all my problems because I’m a well adjusted adult 🙃

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

My kids will never complain about a bad hair cut cause I’ll just show them pictures of when I cut all my hair off and be like are you really that defined by this 😂💁🏼‍♀️

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

what if i told you that it isn’t a woman’s responsibility to keep a man from cheating on her?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

dear people crying in our parking lots at night, we’re open.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

last minute gift idea: handful of scrambled eggs

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

I wish for the same thing I’ve hoped for since the beginning. I wish for a life so brave, so… https://t.co/2B4mOm7rBN

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

Have you ever met someone who's such a mess ? 💁🏼 https://t.co/EI0ypWv9WX

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if you rearrange the letters in "monday" it spells "coffee zombie"

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

When you and your dad twin 🙌🏻 #FlannelForDays #WeWouldRatherBeCamping https://t.co/Bqixuychpd

[Madison @MadisonIdt]

Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me… https://t.co/iz4934xaGF