madds

yes they’re fake

[madds @MadisonKobe]

And you know fuck what a man says majority of the time but I think this time he was right.

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I love my doc marten sandals but ever since a man on a dating app said they looked like bike tires I am hesitant to wear them

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

throwing a little something on the grill to celebrate the fourth of july

[madds @MadisonKobe]

The best thing fast food restaurants ever made was mobile ordering and ordering kiosks. Let me talk to absolutely no one if I can

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Swedish Fish dead ass taste like plastic and I fuck with them heavy

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Wow what a god awful day

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Damn I need a Crunchwrap

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Thank you to whoever recorded hours and hours of birds and squirrels so that my cat can watch his Cat TV

[madds @MadisonKobe]

When you have a gas leak in your house at 2 in the morning and you’re also slightly tipsy and you have to have the gas company come over while you’re in a shirt that reads “bad day to be a hot dog”

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I like how the only thing I wanted for my birthday was flowers and my mom delivered on that and I didn’t even tell her

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Why doesn’t Target sell cigarettes?

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Does anyone have their animal microchipped and get the emails through the microchip company about lost animals in their area? Brings me damn near to tears every time

[madds @MadisonKobe]

@kendvlldionne Honestly depends on where the pizza is from but an under the cheese honestly 9 times out of 10 is superior

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Pepperoni under or over the cheese?

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Wanna get skinny fast? Get the stomach flu!

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Even when he does bad shit which is half the time

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I really hit the jackpot with that little motherfucker let me tell you

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I love my little cat soooooo much

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I love my little cat soooooo much

[madds @MadisonKobe]

Walking out of Costco and immediately lighting a cigarette is crazzzzy

[madds @MadisonKobe]

I feel sad when I see people eat alone even though I eat alone more often than not