Mads

[Makayla @Makayy_Layy]

“she’s probably out cheating”

*Me in bed by 7:30pm on a Friday watching poptart content*

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian @karlee_sine Turns out my high school English teacher was right, people can have incorrect opinions

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian @karlee_sine No @Kendall_Chelian just no.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

Me (rhetorically) - “what’s a girl gotta do to be a cart girl this summer?”
My brother- “get skinny.”
…
having a brother is so humbling… hope he shoots a 120 today.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

Me to NES at 10am but a sis got out of work so 💁🏼‍♀️

[Lord—of—Overstock @lordofoverstock]

Electric company email: Are you prepared for the winter storm?

Me: ARE YOU??!?!?!

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

PSA to all men: maybe don’t ask a girl at a bar if she’s ever been roofied because I’m immediately going to think that’s what happening and I’ll be the storyline of the next Criminal Minds.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian Congratulations on being reinstated as my emergency contact 🤍

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian I’m going for the hot dogs

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian Why am I just now seeing this?? Twitter get it together

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian Of course I knew because I’m a true Reba fan

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian I’m unfollowing you

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian It’s a terrible transition

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

Yep, here you go.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian So so tragic honestly

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@alonndraaad @tsparkyy @Kendall_Chelian this you

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@MorganRenee1618 Don’t come for me like that.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian Can we not bring this up. I had that buried.

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

@Kendall_Chelian “What’s wrong with my bread?”
Me “Is that sourdough?”
Ken “No it’s turkey”
...

[Mads @MadisonKubera]

Me: it’ll all work out. Everything is fine.

Ken: your life is in shambles and everything rides on this one email.

It’s called balance.