Madison Schmalz

emotionally unavailable

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

why is it called the super bowl if no one is bowling

[Madison Schmalz @MadisonSchmalz]

@krystynaapell You got this!! 🤗🤗

[Stephanie @scde_de]

Petition for a new spinoff called Bennett in Paradise #TheBachelorette

[Vato Guapo @The_Giovannie]

Okay have y’all seen this????

[Adimas @adimpil]

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

[jonny @sharkpiza]

God when he gave my a high sex drive with a need for emotional attachment https://t.co/gkIFWaNIRq

[BIG MAN BLASTOISE @BigBIackHawk]

@SheRatesDogs Men are trash

[emma @emmadowneyy]

every single girl felt this

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I’m single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don’t hate who also hates people but doesn’t hate me.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

isn’t it crazy how when you’re an adult there’s no such thing as summer break and you just keep working, presumably til you die?

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

today my mom told me “if your absence doesn’t bother them then your presence never mattered to them in the first place” and i felt that

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Warning: This video contains hot Hollywood dads, and they'll probs turn you into a puddle. 😍💦

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Idk who needs to hear this but you forgot to respond to that message

[relatable @byreIatable]

All these high school seniors are like "can't wait to see what the next chapter holds"

Gaining 15 lbs & spending $300 on a textbook, that's what it holds