“Hospitals closing in this district and we talking about sex changes. We live the [shortest] lives in America, and we keep talking about sex changes. We have the worst maternal mortality rates .. we keep talking about sex changes," he said. #alpolitics https://t.co/0zyH90SZCy
Washington: “And we will have grand college football leagues like the Big Ten Conference.”
Soldier: “Ahh, so the league will have 10 teams.”
Washington: “No.”
Soldier: “How many teams, sir?”
Washington: “18.”
Soldier: “Why 18, sir?”
Washington: “Nobody knows.”