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[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Aaj 2 logo ki ladai hogai pta hai kon jeeta??
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Tumhe pta h
(Haan wohi BC)

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

@binance #BinanceLUNC

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Me after restarting my mobile 2 times,
Taking hotspot by whole family,
Attempting suicide (unsuccessfully)...come to know Insta,fb n whatsapp down :

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

People right now without using Insta, fb n whatsapp be like :
#facebookdown #whatsappdown #instagramdown
#messengerdown

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Meanwhile twitter after Insta and whatsapp down :
#insta #instadown #Instagram #whatsappdown #lockdown2021

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Instagram and whatsapp be like :
#Instagram #instadown #whatsapp #whatsappdown
#messenger #messengerdown

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

#Diwali2020 #HappyDiwali2020 #HappyDeepavali #HappyDiwali
Person 1: hello pandit ji jaldi ajao pooja ka time ho rha
Person 2 : pandit ji kab aaoge
Person 3 : hello pandit ji hello, hello....
Meanwhile pandit ji :

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

She : baby aaj cosplay kare
Me : okay ..kya bnogi?
She : #binod
Me :

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

@Taniyasingh2001 Ni its #binod

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Aaj 2 logo ki ladai hogai pta hai kon jeeta??
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Tumhe pta h
(Haan wohi BC)

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Rakhi, rumaal aur nariyal hum Londo ko kitna mehnga padhta hai aaj k din

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Meanwhile in parallel universe 🌌
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Or kisi Ko rakhi bandni hai
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#rakhi #rakhi2020 #RakshaBandhan #RakshaBandhan2020

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Meanwhile girl's story :
#Mehndi #RakshaBandhan #Rakhi #RakshaBandhan2020

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

@SHAANGOUR6 Bs itna sa😬😬

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Zeher ki agar expire date nikal jae toh woh kaam krta hai ki nhi??🤨

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Agar sabke Dil tuut rahe hai toh Dil Todd kon Raha hai??

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Guest/relatives arrives at home
My room :

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Vodafone idea be like:
#VodafoneIdea #VodafoneIdea #agr #SupremeCourt #idea #Bhartiartl #Airtel #agrdues

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

#MukeshAmbani #Ambani #RelianceAGMs2020 #RelianceAGM #Reliance #RelianceIndustries #RelianceJio #JioPlatforms #JioGlass #JioMeet #Jio #jiotvplus

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

Ambani sahab ek jio girlfriend or Bana dete 😜😜
#jiophone #JioGlass #JioPlatforms #JioFiber #JioMeetApp #jiotv #JioPhone3 #Ambani #MukeshAmbani

[Madlemon @Madlemon4]

All the students who scored less than 60%...koi baat Ni be.
Tumhe lund kuch Ni ata 😂😂🔥
#cbseresults2020
#CBSE