Liv

I'm sad that hanar can't wear sweaters.

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I have Marry the Mole from Thumbalina stuck in my head

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Motherhood is simultaneously overstimulating, and under stimulating at the same time. I don’t know how else to explain it.

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Did I just use the baby monitor sound machine to startle my baby and make sure he was alive? Yes.

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Being a mom is hard, but no one told me how it would rip open old, badly healed wounds and mend them back with far more care than I ever could have given myself alone.

Watching my son be loved and loving him has given me more peace than the hard days could take

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I wish @Enfamil would stop advertising for their Gentlease formula when they can get it on the shelves. Send me all the coupons you like but you can’t even get it on your site - I would buy it if I could dang it!

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I am still salty about pulling a double shift with the baby, but extremely proud that baby has not cried ONCE with me all night when usually he has at least one witching hour with his dad. I am the best mom ever

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I just panic searched for my sons soother and it was in his mouth. I was holding him as well.

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I think my baby can read my mind and tell when I’m planning to start transferring him to the bassinet because that’s when he just randomly cries - every time.

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Update I still haven’t slept and I cried because I thought my baby might be lonely

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We’re trying both of us sleeping at night and me waking up to feed the baby and I AM SO SCARED TO SLEEP.

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He’s safe in his bassinet and I’ve taken all the precautions for safe sleep and I have timers and alarms set to wake up but like…..WHAT IF.

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I apologize to everyone who thought me having a baby would turn me into a sociable mom friend. I’m just as disappointed as you are that I am still a cranky introvert.

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@martyweather Thank god I’m not alone lol it feels so nonsensical in the moment

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I can’t sleep I’m just looking at pictures of my baby who is in the other room with my husband so I can sleep

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I’m already so sad that my baby is almost a week old

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It is so funny that my husband and baby both have such a strong startle reflex and will often startle each other in their sleep

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Lol nvm had a complete breakdown.

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I have such overwhelming dread for every moment of this mat leave where I don’t have a baby and I am legit spiralling lol

It’s Day 2

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No one has enough to say about early labour and I’m just hanging out confused and hurtin. Watchin other people’s kids nap

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I keep googling what does labour FEEL like cause I don’t feel good but it’s nothing like what the TV/Movies/other moms descriptions feels like.

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My belly aches in waves BUT MY LUNCH IS IN 20 MIN am I just hungry?