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[Trix @Kamo_0_1]

Mhmm that Mdu aka trp one man show in Cape Town wanna go but I just know he’s gonna get there and play Mabebuza and lawulekas

[Haji @khal_haji]

When death comes for you, kanti you weren’t home — now you’re home, and it’s still calling.🤣

[Dabane The Duiker @Sgadi28]

Some of these people who make their salaries flexible by pillaging state resources have chronic conditions which they divulge when they want bail. Une high-high kodwa uba imali karhulumente ekumele ithenge iipilisi zehigh-high for abahlali baseMantunzeleni! SIES!

[News Live SA @newslivesa]

“My father would stand on this pulpit and speak for 4 hours. I would also use the restroom 5 times, talking non-stop — pe pe pe… I don’t have that time. I speak two words but with meaning. Do you understand me?” — King Misuzulu

“I love you all. I am the first king — among the 9 or 12 kings who ruled — to be put in power by the courts. I am a king legally. Come say otherwise and I’ll arrest you.” — King Misuzulu

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

On my way to work cause the only person who gets things for free in this world is Messi 🫩

[Mal @UtdMaI]

I’d rather lose the Cristiano Ronaldo way than win the Messi way.

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

How the fuck does a prostitute know where you work man✋🏾😭😭😂😂😂

[Timo. @preman_20]

Aww man, now all the babies’ juice boxes are about to disappear 😭

[Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Sentletse]

Danny Jordan and his people are gonna be paying themselves bonuses.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Let’s go! 🇿🇦

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

People saying why didn’t South Africa also get our own Uzbekistan in the group…

Every group has its own Uzbekistan. If you don’t spot the Uzbekistan…chances are you are the Uzbekistan

😭

[Poza @Sive_Dandala]

😀I'm so overwhelmed

Ingathi kuyaxokwa 🙏🏿

[Dutchy. @Jonny_Dutch]

Mexico should’ve hosted the entire World Cup

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

If you think I’m going to watch every Real Madrid game just because of Jose Mourinho, then you’re absolutely right.

[Pro Philani @prophilani]

Well, you don’t enter the World Cup illegally; you qualify.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

What tf are they searching for, Assists? 😭

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.