mallory

try not to stoke the flames of angst

[💎 TS Negro Genesis Evangelion will TTYL. 🦯 💎 @afrodykee]

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

[lloyd @lloydtheabstrac]

we really on a floating rock paying bills...

[OPM BABI @fckchika]

Happy International Women’s Day❤️

[★mir★ @mirahope_]

i want the news to leave meghan markle alone and tell me if armie hammer ate someone

[mallory @madmaps98]

I strive to be so mentally stable that I can watch Interstellar and it not fuck up my entire day

[mallory @madmaps98]

So Abbott opens Texas 100%, no masks, and still finds a way to blame immigrants for the problems he created. If anyone was wondering what pure unadulterated racism looks like.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

The Biden Administration is recklessly releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants who have COVID into Texas communities.

The Biden Admin. must IMMEDIATELY end this callous act that exposes Texans & Americans to COVID.

[mallory @madmaps98]

@brandavis9 I wish I could say that I'm still shocked by the shite our government pulls but alas

[mallory @madmaps98]

all the people who voted for your dumbass are the ones who will be going out without a mask on. Jw why would you want your main supporters to die?? Lol moron

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[Clay Lewis Jenkins @JudgeClayJ]

Here's a list of pet friendly warming centers in Dallas County:

[slommy @xcinseri]

nice led headlights you fucking piece of shit

[mallory @madmaps98]

@kparedes98

[kayla @baz00per]

every day seth rogen wakes up, logs onto twitter, shows everyone the cool vase he made today and then simply bullies ted cruz to death and i just want to say i’m very proud of him

[Bob's Credits - A Bob’s Burgers Podcast @BobsCredits]

The second day with a president who isn’t absolutely bonkers:

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity

[mallory @madmaps98]

😭

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

I'm not an adult. I'm a child that has automatic bill payments set up.

[Mick @mickjenkins]

presidents shouldn’t be this old

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans