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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.

[aether @bluewdrift]

What you do in private always shows in public. Reading shows in conversations. Your workouts show in your physique. Your diet shows in your energy. Your discipline shows in your confidence. Your focus shows in your results. You are what you cultivate when no one is watching.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Ingrid Guthrie @IngGuthrie]

SMDH

[RealZego🐊 6/10 SIots @RealZego]

Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap

[Johnny "Bagdini" Utah @hoosierjohnny1]

This might be my greatest achievement

[Toro @omgheytoro]

Películas donde el padre vuelve después de 20 años a una isla a encontrarse con su primogénito que no lo reconoce

[lainn 🦇༉‧₊˚. @444llolvza]

#breakingmysilence one day I was casually playing ranked when a girl with the hottest voice I’d ever heard started trashtalking my mate so I kept making mistakes on purpose just so she’d keep yelling at me #freak #sorry

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[✧･ﾟ: * spencer jay *:･ﾟ✧ @gothclsflower]

[ EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ]

[Belinda ✨ @yourillus1onist]

Taylor Swift could restart the Eras Tour tomorrow and perform the exact same setlist, and my ass would still be sitting on that grainy livestream every night like it was the very first night.

[Valeria 🔱🇵🇹 @Utd_Valeria]

Remember how fucking adorable and excited Daemon was when he found three new dragon eggs for each of his babies with Rhaenyra. He might not be conventional in his parenting, but I do believe he loves his kids.

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

The rescue coordinator called to tell me the cat I'd applied to adopt had been adopted by someone else.
Her: I'm so sorry. He went yesterday.
Me: Oh.
Her: You were second on the list.
Me: That's okay.
Her: You don't sound okay.
Me: I really wanted him.
Her: I know. Your application was the most detailed we've ever received.
Me: I did a lot of research.
Her: You included a floor plan of your apartment.
Me: I wanted them to see he'd have space.
Her: With furniture labeled.
Me: For context.
Her: We have another cat.
Me: I'm not sure I'm ready to....
Her: She's been here fourteen months. She's older. She's not getting looked at.
Me: Why not?
Her: She's not a kitten. She just sits in the back and waits.
Me: Does she like people?
Her: She likes quiet people. I think she'd like you.
Me: Why?
Her: You made a floor plan. That's a quiet person move.
I went in on Saturday.
She was in the back.
Walked directly to me.
Sat down.
Didn't perform.
Just chose.
Her: She's never done that.
Me: (already crying)
Her: Yeah. Take her home.
The thing you wanted and the thing you needed are not always the same cat.

[eggpie @eggslut2]

I think its fun that birds will just walk really far if they want to show you something cause they know your featherless ass cant keep up if they fly

[HerQuestioningMind @HQmindd]

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[💭 @daemyrathinker]

Daemon “If you see me getting bullied by my niecewife don't save me. I'm exactly where I want to be” Targaryen