𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓

𝐴𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔–– 𝑊𝘩𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑘? #𝙼𝚊𝚍𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚝 #𝓞𝔀𝓵#𝓞𝔀𝓵

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗,
ooʇ pɐɯ oɓ pๅnoʍ no⅄

––𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚍 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙾𝚞𝚊𝚃 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝙻'𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎.

♡ & ↺

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Hey look it’s me

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

I don’t know French. I’m Hatterish.

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

Only if you say it in French

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

I’m going to call him Teefs.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

|| I am an agent of chaos

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

// WAS IT YOUR GOAL TO MAKE ME CHOKE

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Isn’t going to kiss him but

Gives him this to play with

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

What if we French kissed

Using teeth

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

“Thank you.”

Munches on it. And then smashes another tea cup.

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

Exchanges the tea cup for the croissant

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

“May I have one?”

He passes the stranger a tea cup.

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

“I have croissants.”

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

SMASHES ANOTHER TEACUP.

“… do you have any biscuits?”

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

. . .

As predicted, he’s a good time.

SMASHES THE TEACUP.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

SMASHES TEACUP.

Then passes the teacup.

That’s how this game is played, right

[THÉODORE. @histenderteeth]

@Madnessisms

Smash.

He looks like a good time.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

“No no. Try them on.”

He found one, a silvery piece that he placed into Ariel’s hands and gently pushed her towards the changing screen.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

He let go of Ariel's hand in order to go to one of the wardrobes, pulling out dress after dress in order to find the right one he made for Ariel.

"Always busy, only sometimes here."

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

|| friendly reminder this Jefferson is NOT OUAT aligned so I will not be participating in any plots related to the show thanks

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

This way––don't dawdle!

[Jefferson hardly answers questions directly. He's taking Ariel to his crafting room.

She's getting a new dress.]

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

There you are!

[Grabs her hand. Tugs.]

Come! Come! We're late!

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Slaps him.

To keep things equal.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

WHY. DO. RANDOM. WOMEN. KEEP. SLAPPING. ME. WHEN. IM. NOT. DOING. ANYTHING.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Quietly sipping tea. Peacefully, even.

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

vanishes into the night without another word

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

why do you hate me i am so nice i have never done anything wrong to anyone in my entire life

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Now I am become death, destroyer of Nod

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

I’M SORRY IS YOUR NAME DCATH ?? NO ??? AWESOME PENCIL YOURSELF IN AFTER HADES KICKS ME OUT FROM THE UNDERWORLD

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

jaws theme . mp 3 playing in distance

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

me when dcath fvcks me so good 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @Madnessisms]

Begins to bury the leaf man in fresh potting soil.

Maybe plants will grow.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

any of owls muses be nice to nod challenge : impossible