Mad Norris 🐈

Manc. Meat eater. Red wine aficionado. Cat lover. Men should not be competing in women’s sports! MUFC❤️

[Mad Norris 🐈 @MadNorris2]

@Iromg @estherk_k Mike, can we get some facts out about #SwingLowSweetChariot. It was written by a freed Native American in the late 1860’s well after abolition. Meanwhile, AMAZING GRACE, sung at #georgefloydfuneral was written by English slave trader John Newton in 1770. Oh the irony! 🤦‍♀️

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@NiyorATM @ManUtd Don’t be a muppet! 🤡

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@NFTEmad @Saksham_Sth @ESPNFC Oh you’re clever… not! 🤡

[Maybe Dennis, maybe not. @dennissnijders1]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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@rr_newell @tomhfh Free the people?? FFS, what planet are you from?? 🤡

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@visionarydou Oh please! 🤡

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@MakeleleRoIe Is this meant to be funny? No, you failed, muppet! 🤡

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@jakeyoof Silly boy 🤡

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@jussyc123 @jeandpalmer @EssexPR @talkRADIO @LBC Silly Girl!

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@AhmadRidaAli @MarcusRashford I’m sure he’s really interested in your ridiculous comments about the manager! 🤡

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Steve Bruce is the fastest player on #FIFA22 😂🤣 https://t.co/8S496UrzuQ

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@imortalcelt @Dinkles1234 @grantshapps @Conservatives @BorisJohnson @POTUS @PeteButtigieg @SecretaryPete What the blinkin flip have you been smoking?? 🤡

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@AndrabiNuzhat Are you for real??

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@futurevision32 @Elisabe91722185 @tarynabell 🤡

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@LozzaFox Pretty distasteful tbh!

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@Wibbilywobberly @ViewFromItaly @RealJamieKay Oh get a grip ffs!

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@Airx02 @Gareth2207 @CapybaraCop It’s illegal in a significant number of countries... about time it was here too!

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@LTHlondon @arsenalite82 Only to Londerners!

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@HijabbaHut @DeniseMembery @SabriSun_Miller I thought he was dead!

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@XxJudexX 👏