Madison Vardaman

I’m funny once a year

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

If you ever went to Fun Land as a kid you’re probably immune to the Coronavirus

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

@joshvardaman Get on my level

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[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Is it safe to hope yet? Asking for every Braves fan.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Say their names.

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

Allergies 🤝 truck

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

Hot take: There should be a spin-off of New Girl that follows Schmidt and Cece’s daughter Ruth

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

People who don’t have to wear sunglasses genuinely terrify me. What’s it like to have so much power?

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

Why do the elevators at Nemacolin look like an Olive Garden to go bag.... #BachelorFinale

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

It snowed last week and I just got bit by a mosquito. Alabama weather needs to CHILL!!

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

@joshvardaman I choose my battles

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

People who don’t like McDonalds are just immature... there I said it

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

@joshvardaman I know you don’t like McDonald’s and that’s a HUGE red flag for me

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

@Josh_Grooms08

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Heather Martin was shown in future episodes on #TheBachelor ?? Because I am perplexed

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

2020 lookin up

[New York Post @nypost]

Santa Claus is 'immune' to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci https://t.co/VRBeXv3pj7

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Anybody else feel like we’re at a gender reveal party that will definitely end with a fire?

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

They low down, they dirty, they some snitches...

[Madison Vardaman @MadsEMarks]

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