allison deady

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Listen bitch, don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth.

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Cant spell Ugly without "U" bitch

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

People get FAKE, when shit gets REAL..

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Somewhere In the hood, a 5yr old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Don't ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7. BITCH

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

It was never cool to cheat. Having 1 loyal girlfriend is better than having 10 hoes in my opinion

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Bitch so fat I pictured her in my head and almost broke my neck!

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Every girl knows that one annoying guy whos constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

R.I.P. to the Bitches dying for attention!

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Retweet if you agree that Romney and Obama should just fight it out

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

I hate when people breathe hard as f*ck over the phone like b*tch calm tf down

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

This bitch tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower" 2minutes later "Back" ...GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

In every class, there's always those ratchet girls that go crazy when there's a substitute teacher..

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Stress is caused by giving a fuck..

[allison deady @Madsenfli]

Some of yall hoes need to stop getting on your knees to suck penis and start getting on your knees to talk to Jesus!!!