Maddie the Saddie

Queen Above 18 👑 | Borderline 🤪| Might join the 27 club. Who knows?

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"Dyke is tired."
-Kate McKinnon but also me.

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@pbarhigh I said the same thing to my gf the other night!

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@waterparks You guys were fucking amazing in Montreal last night! Your energy’s contagious 🖤🖤

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Missing @WhitneyCummings in Toronto tn and I’m so salty about itttttt

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@WhitneyCummings Oh my god some of these replies 💀 👀 🫢

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2020 Me: *happy that the stressful shows are cancelled and we get to come back for the easy season*

Me Now: PLS LET ME GO BACK YO WORK. I WILL WORK EVERY DANCE RECITAL, EVERY WIGGLES SHOW, EVERY MAGIC SHOW. I PROMISE. JUST LET ME GO BACK

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AHHHHH THIS SONG FUCKING SLAPS IM IN LOVE OMG @peachprc AT IT AGAIN AN ABSOLUTE ICON SO MUCH LOVE 💗

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Figured my mental health app was a good place for this reminder 💗✝️🔥
@peachprc is my religion

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Am I really travelling 4.5 hours by myself to see @WhitneyCummings in March? Yes I am.
Do I know where I’m staying or how I’m getting there? I do not.
Is it all worth it to see this absolute icon, legend, and star? FUCK YES

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Day 485 of trying to marry @SaraRamirez 😍

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This year goes to @WhitneyCummings and Whitney Cummings only! A true icon, legend, and star 🖤

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@pbarhigh Yes. That and “hubby”

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@pbarhigh Pls I had to google this and at first it brought me to a children’s book called The Giving Chair 🥲 I am elderly

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@kathygriffin

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BA BA BABA BABA BA BABA I WANNA BE SEDATED 🎶

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@WhitneyCummings Omg thank you so much 🥺 I’m seriously crying that you replied. You’re such a huge inspiration to me in so many ways

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@WhitneyCummings talking so openly about her eating disorder and recovery from it makes me feel like I can actually recover and she’ll never know how thankful myself, and I’m sure other people with EDs are for her being so open about it. Thanks for existing Auntie Whitney

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@kathygriffin @Nightline I’m so happy you’re still alive ♥️
Your comedy has gotten me through the worst times in my life. Thank you for existing ♥️

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@ThePandoraBoxx Are you telling us to fart?

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IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OMG CONGRATS @xoSonique!!! Made history with this win!!

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My favourite person ♥️