Mady

[Mady @MadyMiller]

They put me on the megatron at the Twins game and instead of getting all hyped I stared at the camera and continued to eat my nachos.

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I leave for vacation tomorrow so naturally I’m laying on top of all my laundry I have to put away watching the movie I put on for me to watch while I packed

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I feel like whatever character you choose to play in super smash bros and Mario kart says a lot about you as a person

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@katielecomte LMAO STOP 😭

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It’s nice being a bookworm because I always get so many gift cards to bookstores so I can buy more books and completely ignore everyone and everything while I read them

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@katielecomte Me with the KFC right down the road from me

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I’m watching a clients puppy and Myrtle really said “oh you want me to body slam it? Cool” like it’s the thunder dome or something

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Spotify wrapped was basically like this:
Morning: angst and anger
Afternoon: anger and angst
Nighttime: bittersweet yearning heartache
Way to read me like that thanks.

[Mady @MadyMiller]

Not Myrtle making friends with possums outside my moms house

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Screaming Just Pretend by Bad Omens in my car is my form of therapy

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Sometimes I have a flashback to when I first started working for pet poison control and I ended a phone call with “okay bye I love you”

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@culvers when did you stop doing pup cups?? Myrtle is in distress 🥺

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

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Is Mel Gibson short for Melanie Gibsonv

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A con artist and her prize

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Myrtle conned a woman behind us in the line at PetSmart to buy her a toy at the register….this is the second time this has happened.

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@ainsleymarie26 “But my breeder said….” 🥺

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I have a peleton but blast my own music in the background because their playlists are garbage 😇

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@idontclairee_ Isn’t It WILD. it’s literally an old old house that was a church that’s literally haunted and the whole thing was picked up and MOVED. it don’t make sense man I could spiral thinking about it

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@idontclairee_ ghosts and all followed too

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@idontclairee_ Literally my workplace is an old church that WAS COMPLERELT PICKED UP AND MOVED