madré vermeulen••

By the GRACE of GOD I am what I am, and His grace toward me was not in vain. ●•1cOR15:10•●

[Celetia Reinders @CeletiaReinders]

"My thoughts cannot move an inch without bumping into some piece of you."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Another reason to never get a cat.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it's a surprise

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Two sides to every argument:

1. My side.
2. The wrong side.

[madré vermeulen•• @mADZ_3]

Hahaha, please show this to my brother! 😂 @michaeljoubert1 https://t.co/EOpuEfyO1p

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

#GrowingUpWithSiblings "I didn't mean to hit you that hard. Here, you can hit me back"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I don't want feelings, I want new clothes

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"I'll kill you I'm not even worried about it" https://t.co/VAuDqkBn4G

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

THIS IS ME

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You know you’re getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans.

[Words @wordstionary]

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Accurate

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Why is it that all my money goes to food and clothes but I'm sitting here hungry trying to choose from the same four things I always wear