Maestro Jonez

Executive Couch Producer / Part-time adult...full time figuring this life shit out 🤞🏾

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

@djordxc Randomly found out he’s responsible for this too this week and I just 🥴🤣

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

@OOoceanX I was actually thinking this looks like a hell of work out besides just a routine lol

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

I did get a hearty cackle out of this part, dragged her ass lol.

[heebie jeebies @isbyeathreat]

I’m sorry but the way Kenya ate up Courtney had me speechless. This is the shade assassin I’m used to that will give the girls a good lashing when necessary. Ended her whole tenure as a friend in one minute. Give Kenya worthy foes so we can see this more #RHOA

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

They out here trying everyone BUT Beyoncé and I appreciate that

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Drake catches book thrown at him on stage:

“You lucky I’m quick.”

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

@B_TwentyThree “Oh no baby, what is you doing?” lol

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

Hey now, I just got started on The Boys and I’m enjoying the ride so thank y’all for your contributions 🤗

[AD III ♌️7️⃣3️⃣0️⃣🤴🏾 @anseldeangelo]

We’re just paying for “The Boys” and those other little shows on Prime at this point.

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

I like men 6 ft with abs like the next, but last guy I dated seriously was 5’8 with some belly. Once that emotional connection kicked in, he may as well have been 6’5 cause I was all about it.

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

preferences are understandable but it’s wild people don’t get how genuine chemistry can make all that shit go right out the window.

[Dooley__Noted @_DooleyNoted_]

I had to block a 🥷 last week…

And, I quote: “While I REALLY enjoyed our time together, & you check most of my boxes, I’m choosing to disengage b/c you’re 5’7, and I have a preference for tall men.”

Disrespectfully, y’all are gonna end up old & alone w/ these stupid-ass-rules.

[OnlyFonz @FonzWest]

Soooo…what are we gonna do after the Renaissance Tour is over?🥹

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

@_HeySteven what noise?
did it matter?
lol

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

This look compared to her in the jeweled top with that thang thangin in the same week is crazy, lol.

[gerald. @_iDoTheMost]

Sucking in your stomach the entire time you’re at a function is a skill.

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

this actually looks like it’s going to be a good time

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Dey too bougie in here Dey trippin 🙄

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

Oh this is just disrespect

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

But can we talk about how she gave a little read there at the end? “Uh, that’s not your business”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tina Knowles debunks reports that Beyoncé brings her own personal toilet seat on tour:

“That is so ridiculous”

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

The placement with the shade here is crazy lol

[MrBrownRoyyal @mrbrownroyyal]

This is what a few of the ladies accomplished before getting on #RHOA! 🍑

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

Very glad she’s coming to the other side of this, and frankly I don’t even think it warranted this apology. I just want to know what had sis on another planet mentally?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Viral “Not real” woman has released an apology video

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Quote with a picture of you in a bucket hat 🤩

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

Like a synchronized dance

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

I hope you try and use my card and get the

[Maestro Jonez @MaestroJonez]

To the raggedy soul that stole my ID and credit card at the bar today, girl fuck you.