Mad Max The Maestro

The Woman of Tomorrow.
@5lakeswrestling Television Champion Forever
@5lakeswrestling Openweight Champion
@DoctorKoufax is my personal Doctor.

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Mad Max Universal Bio

https://t.co/do0vnsunwc

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

This isn't just a showcase of the Graps Gallery, this my opportunity to fall from the rafters like Sting and beat everyone with a baseball bat.

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

No, seriously, what is so absurdist about a time-travelling wrestler feuding with her duplicates from other timelines??

[Graps Gallery @GrapsGalleryPro]

And all you love about the absurdist and off the wall shit we do will be present. @ArchieTheeGreat & @MadMadMauler in one last hoss fight against one another for the title, @JerkassCognito & @MaestroMadMax trying to regain the title they feel is theirs against @TayConnors

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Now's my chance to once again fight a match I've fought at least 30 times on my travails through the temporal cosmos.

This time, I will defuse the bomb.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Graps Gallery x Valkyrie Wrestling: SuperShow Card

https://t.co/QhjU7V6sMu

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Coming at you live from my TimeCopter where I can exist in several points in space time indefinitely.

This is where I get all my training and thinking done.

[Graps Gallery @GrapsGalleryPro]

OFFICIAL RELEASE:

Graps Gallery In Your MF Area Tour Day 8 (Casa Bonita; Denver, Colorado)
https://t.co/FCgaVlLD9g

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night Two

https://t.co/BkzCvznKDC

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

We're LIVE from Tijuana, Mexico for ROUND TWO of the PVP Tournament,

"The Narrowing"

https://t.co/5XIrFOgb1L

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

What year is this?

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

I've been in this position before. An alternate Max from another dimension taking my place and almost costing me in a tournament I didn't actually sign up for. But this kind of high risk, female Han Solo shit is the reason I started the Quantum Leap project.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

The PVP Tournament Round Two Bracket has been Finalized and the second show, "The Narrowing" has been booked! See you in Tijuana!

https://t.co/moAH48YHMV

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

And that wasn't even the real me 😏.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

Match of the Night: @DriftwoodLite vs @MaestroMadMax
Comeback of the Night: @wantedwaverly
Performer of the Night: @wa_wargoddess
Fight Finish of the Night: @WYM_Greco
Most Vain of the Night: @AllFlare

Winners get nothing but bragging rights till we turn a profit, sorry!

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Am I the only licensed and practicing cyberneticist in the year 2026?

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

THEY'RE ROBOTS, YOU IDIOT!

[JD. @DriftwoodLite]

ILL FUCKING CHOKE THE NEXT ONE OUT TOO BITCH. KEEP EM COMING AND ILL KEEP MAKIN EM DEAD

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

You may have beaten my interdimensional duplicate, but one interimensional duplicate's defeat does not a war make.

You've made a POWERFUL enemy.

[JD. @DriftwoodLite]

THATS HOW YOU FUCKING CHOKE BITCH.

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

I see...

I just got back to say goodbye to JD Driftwood to discover that an IMPOSTER had taken my place in the tournament....

So the chase continues.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

We're LIVE from Santa Monica, California for ROUND ONE of the PVP Tournament,

"Chaos & Consequences"

https://t.co/vXsZJ7DpEU

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

I'm the TimeWeaver

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Indeed.

I'm going to go back in time to when you were 6 years old and become your wrestling teacher, covertly embedding a fatal flaw in your fighting technique that presents a unique weakness only I know how to exploit and then exploit it in this match and break your neck.

[JD. @DriftwoodLite]

GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THEY FUCKING MOUTH SO GOD DAMN HARD SHE GONNA HAVE A BIRTH MARK

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

Maybe we need to roll it up in third gear for a minute and remember this card is full of bangers. Example:

@DriftwoodLite will attempt to crush @MaestroMadMax regardless of temporal displacement

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

I got friends in every timeline.

[Erica @grapsgalpod]

HELL YEAH, MAD MAX 🔛🔝

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Are you prepared for the rigors of fluidic space?

[Dr. Koufax @DoctorKoufax]

@MaestroMadMax Can I come

[Mad Max The Maestro @MaestroMadMax]

Suit up.

It's time-travellin' time.