Fafa.✌🏽

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[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[yaga @yagathedracula]

life when you put yourself first.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

If my WhatsApp gets hacked and someone asks you for money, and you send it you’ll be disrespecting me. Like, when have I ever asked you for money?😔😔

[george @StokeyyG2]

Pep Guardiola has left the Premier League.

[Snr..🧸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @vinicius_snrr]

This nigga is worse than homelander

[Tel⭐️⭐️ @tel_CFC]

When there’s an English team in a tournament we should support them to glory.

Bollox. On the 30th I’m French or German.

[AQUILA @aquila_fpoz_]

A lot of you were happy that the main opposition was being decimated. Now those things will go through that house effortlessly. What you thought was retribution was actually a pathway to destruction that is beyond remedy.

[Thandiway🧚🏾 @Thandiiiiiiweee]

Me mwana I just want the same Zambian dream,a plot and chi big car.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

The money you give your woman is tuition fees for the lesson she is going to teach you.

[danni @danielagbd_]

romantizaron el órgano equivocado, el estómago es más emocional q el corazón

[DEI LA SOUL OF MISCHIEF 🏆 @Slackonbothsydz]

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

[Mbasela @Mbasela__]

Us even at 11hrs we eat the worms

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Olúṣèyí Ajiboye Esq @Harbiola0709]

A client narrated her story to me, and I started laughing… I don’t think I’m ready for this lawyer work.

[David @Justtdavid_]

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you

[Lola Delulu @Lola_de_lulu]

Si todo lo que ofreces no es suficiente, ofrece tu ausencia.
La sal no entra en el menú, pero cuando falta, lo sientes.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Now, with God's help, I shall become myself.”

— Søren Kierkegaard

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Your girl has a guy she specifically texts after you upset her. I just thought I should let you know.