Mafunky.

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[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@evenmaina If you're an athlete and get a chance to represent other nations, please you have our blessings.
Hapa nayo ni kujidanganya

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@RichieHub_ @gpdkaluma Huyu wako bado hajavuta bangi, macho ni white 😂

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@rapid254 @gpdkaluma Huyu Kaluma wako bado hajavuta bangi, macho ni white.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Shame on you.

You all orchestrated for his abduction, mental torture and arraignments in court but now you're the loudest in celebrating his life.
He's a hero.
You're a villain.

Jidishi buana.

[Hon. Aden Duale, EGH @HonAdenDuale]

On behalf of the Ministry of Health, I convey deep sorrow following the passing of Dr. Job Obwaka at the age of 83, a veteran obstetrician and former Director at the Nairobi Hospital.

Dr. Obwaka devoted his life to advancing medical practice in Kenya, leaving an invaluable contribution to the medical fraternity through his clinical excellence, leadership and mentorship of generations of practitioners.

His work significantly strengthened standards of care and improved outcomes in maternal and reproductive health services across the country.

We honour his distinguished service and commitment to humanity and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his family, colleagues and the wider medical community during this difficult time.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

This is your weekly reminder that Uhuru Kenyatta constructed these affordable housing units without the Housing Levy.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@JaneFKyalo Maybe rounds 💦

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@yobra_05 @Waynetea256 @FC_Sofapaka I'm enraged.
The worst crop of leaders we have.
Thanks for enlightening the fellow citizen.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Shameless is what you are.
Mashemeji derby was here and you tweeted nothing, do you know who scored the winning goal for Gor Mahia.

Do you know how our pitches look like unless only siku za public holidays?
Graduates haven't done their licensing exams since October las year?

[Hon. Aden Duale, EGH @HonAdenDuale]

Congratulations to Manchester United on their 2–1 victory over Brentford FC, strengthening their push for Champions League qualification.

Special commendation to captain Bruno Fernandes for his outstanding leadership and remarkable progress toward the Premier League assist record.

[Vete Run @butulese]

@Waynetea256 @Mafunky @FC_Sofapaka Yes it's the basic leadership reasoning. Leave alone football he never congratulated the world record by Sawe. Only shallow minds can justify this. Show me a tweet of a European government leader commenting on even AFCON I'll change my stand

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Born to look for money. Good luck, you get it. Bad luck, you don't attract it.
Then we die.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I still don’t get the concept behind LIFE. What exactly are we here for?

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@Honeyfarsafi Huyu ameambia AI iweke Babu akuwe babu cha ukweli 😂

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

This is not mursik, this is amaruranu in kisii.
Sweeter than her.

[Cherop🕸️ @iamcheropmark]

Ugali,Mursik and Managu for lunch.
What are you having?

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Dawa ni mara moja.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

The State Department of Housing will take over and complete the stalled 900 units of the Kenya Railways Corporation Housing Project, Kibra Constituency, Nairobi.

Consequently, the houses will be allocated to the residents of Kibra under the terms of the Affordable Housing Programme.

At the same time, we will develop an additional 3,000 housing units on the same Kenya Railways land, expanding access to decent homes and accelerating the transformation of Kibra into a modern estate.

Handed over eight new classrooms at Raila Education Centre, Kibra Constituency, Nairobi County.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Congratulations 👏
I only want to see the tendering and procurement process. And then the Bill of Quantities.
Is it public or private

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

In Kibra Constituency, Nairobi, opened a 10-classroom block at Ayany Primary School.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Na huyu jamaa anawatishia maisha na power sana 😂
At least umemuita Moi, juu he's no more. I love how he makes you guys panic all times, but sitaki akuwe president myself.

Na pia ako na watoto, where are yours?

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@Waynetea256 @FC_Sofapaka Has he ever tweeted concerning Kenyan football?
Do you know next season there won't be division two according to FKF?

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@fokango A whole grown ass man holding a grudge for that long assures us of the immaturity that you are treading on.
Grow up.
Let's talk issues.

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

Kuna mtu amekuchokoza?

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Wewe Goliathi…

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@Adele_lide What sort of reasoning is this?

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

"Hizo stool samples zote mpeleke Morara Furnitures"

[Mafunky. @Mafunky]

@Adele_lide @rma_kiberenge You are advocating for stupidity and violence. Mature up.