Matty Jordan

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE IT TO EDIII CAVANIII!
JUST PASS HIM THE BALL AND WATCH HIM SCORE ALL THE GOALS!

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@FootballIndex Trent
Alejandro gomez
Messi
#FIdividendpredictor

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@FootballIndex Van dijk
Pogba
Martinez
#FIDividendPredictor

[.. @DonavanClyde]

“Fuck joe Rogan he’s a mysoginist shitbag. Fuck him and fuck toxic masculinity”

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@FootballIndex Chilwell
Ceballos
Lewandowski
#FIdividendpredictor

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@_MJRussell Yep. James looks like he’s won a competition from a cereal box to play for us welsh Theo Walcott

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

Give Dortmund whatever they want for sancho. Can’t cope with Dan James another season

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I am disgusted with it. Maguire? de Gea? Hang your heads in shame."

"I'd be swinging punches at that guy."

Roy Keane is absolutely FURIOUS at that Tottenham goal...😳

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

😂😂😂 got me bad this

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@KarlDavis_ 😂😂😂 dosser

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@KarlDavis_ Yeah and I think ur making 7

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@KarlDavis_ Are you implying he’s going back to Bayern?

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@AimeeSullivanx @emily_shakesby Yep snack with a Peroni brought to my room at 8.10 please. Peroni ideally chilled 👍

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@RothwellGage @Tnick12 I can’t roller skate tbf 😂😂😂

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

Table tennis at 47 🤔 obviously never seen the Chinese play it

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

“Helped” the country through a pandemic is a bit of a stretch

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

In the last 12 months, Boris has became Prime Minister with an 80 seat majority, got Brexit done, became a father again, helped the country through a pandemic, survived a deadly virus…

Regardless of politics, you can’t deny that he’s had a hell of a year.

Happy Birthday Boris!

[Clare Hymer @ClareHymer]

yeah fuck those stringy bits man

[Matty Jordan @MafyewJ]

@ejones4334 @LauraHeathh_ @lilyxfarrow Chill out fella