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@mikerecine Thanks for saying it out loud, Mike. I hope your family is eating well.

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@kruschrhoades @kurtmetzger @YouTube I think you're sus. A fucking retard on the internet? There's a million of those, and you're just one of them. Seems suspsicious to me.

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@Nordstrom corporate memeing aside, it's cool to see you just straight up doing AI-generated ads. Sick shit, dude. By all means, keep it up.

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@kruschrhoades @benaverylive @kurtmetzger @YouTube Who are the two outlaws? The ones directly tied to Peter Thiel? I mean, at this point, on his best day Metzger is just a guy who can say "Oh, no, it's just most of my friends that are friends with Peter Thiel."

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@kurtmetzger @YouTube Still blows my mind you that a person can be as fucking retarded as you are. Have fun sucking the Thiel dick, I'm sure it will pan out for you in the end.

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@mikerecine Send them of your mom's marinara. Zionists have never been a match for fuckin wops.

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@DylannvTheWorld @ProjectBurpees @kurtmetzger The blood sucking was just a segue, you media-illiterate moron.

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@DylannvTheWorld @ProjectBurpees @kurtmetzger I'll spell it out for you even further since at this point I have zero confidence that you can figure it out for yourself. He was using vampirism as a metaphor for Joe latching onto Peter Thiel in the hopes that he can one day get a taste of Thiel's power.

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@DylannvTheWorld @ProjectBurpees @kurtmetzger Are you too moronic to comprehend the nature of tongue-in-cheek absurdism? I'll explain it to you: He isn't literally calling Rogan a vampire. He's using the blood-sucking thing to create something called a metaphor. Maybe you've heard of that?

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@DylannvTheWorld @ProjectBurpees @kurtmetzger who said anyone likes mainstream media. Rogan and Theo ARE mainstream media at this point. You're doing the same "Buh buh but what about" they all do. The point with Rogan is that he still pretends he isn't a fucking corporate, deepstate ball licker. And you're licking HIS balls.

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@HankDesmondPhD Yep, I'm a free thinker so I only trust things the ancient-ass billionaire president tells me to.

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@bigposterguy @Rachelspeakout1 And somehow Baja California

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@mrpotatohead38 @FatJesus9mm84 @luisjgomez @CrackAmicoRAP Real-ass dudes don't eat the cat shit, Scooter.

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@ProjectBurpees @DylannvTheWorld @kurtmetzger All of these morons, Metzger included, love to freak out about the deepstate while religiously listening to or actively affililating with members of it. It'd be hilarious if it weren't genuinely pathetic and fucking all of us over.

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@SoliSolstice Because Tim Buckley was incredibly memeable. It's CAD in general.

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@DylannvTheWorld @ProjectBurpees @kurtmetzger Oh my god, he makes five videos a year and the ones covering a specific and popular subject have more engagement? Must be the CIA! Fucking retard.

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@parialated @kurtmetzger @_vandul This apology is years old and isn't even Elephant Graveyard

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@Swaghiliii @kurtmetzger @_vandul I never got why. His guest appearances on Cumtown were always just him stepping on bits to make some fucking boomer point

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@JHartley2 @therealKripke @TheBoysTV

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@1776Avenue @sasimons Damn, it truly is gay as hell to write about comedy.