President of Asgarnia

Official account of the President of Asgarnia

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

I just got of the phone with Bob the Cat. I have no clue what he said, and I don't think he does either.

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Prifddinas, which I like to call West-West Ardougne, has been mooching off of us for centuries and yet I have never seen a single elf in Falador. Reciprocal tarriffs of 1,000% on West-West Ardougne will go into effect Sunday.

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Varrock Guards are now subject to an additional 73% reciprocal tarriffs because of this comment.

[Varrock Guard🛡 @GuardVarrock]

Why do people from Falador look like that?

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

@withthedraco THERE WILL BE NO RIOTS IN FALADOR.

ASGARNIA IS BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL!

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

FAKE NEWS. THESE ARE MY TARRIFFS. KING ROALD DOESN'T HAVE A SPINE.
TELL HIS WIFE I SAID HI

MAKE ASGARNIA GREAT AGAIN

[Sinferna @withthedraco]

BREAKING: King Roald puts 73% reciprocal tariffs on Ardougne, Prifddinas and Al Kharid, plunging the Grand Exchange into chaos and leaving merchers in a frenzy. Protestors in w1 Falador assembling.

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

OSRS UPDATE:
WE ARE DEPORTING ALL OF THE BOTS IN NEXT WEEK'S GAME UPDATE, BUT WE ARE ALSO DEPORTING ALL OF THE THOTS.

STRAIGHT TO MORYTANIA!

THERE WILL BE NO POLL.

MAKE ASGARNIA GREAT AGAIN

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Flipping on the ge

[Naija @Naija_PR]

What business will you do?

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

JAGEX MAKE IT HAPPEN. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.

[FØXES @mitchiefox]

Once again requesting a metamorphosis option for the original Zulrah pet I need this scuffed lil freak following me around

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Captain Ned will be fired immediately. From a cannon.
As your president I will not allow the swamp to continue going against the will of the people.

Make Asgarnia Great Again!

[Sorris @sorris0ntt]

@OldSchoolRS Weren’t we supposed to vote on this again and again??

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

We will be including this in the next update.

Regards,
The president of Asgarnia.

[Hunt @Huntosrs]

Fighter Hat (or)

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

STOP THE COUNT

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

🗳️ The Yama Rewards Poll is OPEN NOW!

📅 You've got until Monday, March 24th to have your say. We've made some updates to the rewards blog, including a first look at concept art for the proposed Oathplate armour, check it out at...

🔗 https://t.co/lQfrPit0xT

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

@JagexRach Congratulations on becoming Asgarnia's new press secretary

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Please give a warm welcome to Asgarnia's newest press secretary @JagexRach who I'm sure will do a tremendous job.

Make Asgarnia Great Again!

[Ayiza @JagexAyiza]

I have the pleasure of announcing our newest Community Manager @JagexRach! 🎉

Rach has been working behind the scenes on game updates since December, and now you’ll see more of her online as she engages with the community & tackles bigger projects.

Give her a massive welcome!

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

RIGGED GAME!

We will investigate this thoroughly. The black knights would never investigate this, but we will. And we will get to the bottom of it.

[FrickBanks @FrickBanks]

Third baguette ive gotten on an account other than my uim 🫡

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

WHO IS PRISON JOE? I WILL PARDON HIM

WHAT IS A MIND GOBLIN?

THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS

[mind goblin @hamsey_irl]

Prison Joe still banned

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

He's buying votes this is why sailing passed!

[OSRS MEMES👑 @osrsmemess]

ENGAGE WITH THIS AND 2 PEOPLE WILL WIN A OSRS BOND IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

The ambassador from Varlamore has reached out to us about election integrity.
Big news coming soon! Thank you Gary!

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

For national security purposes, we have decided that Asgarnia will annex the digsite. The digsite could not exist without us, because falador tourists SUBSIDIZE the varrock museum! The digsite will become the 51st state. Thank you Dr. Banikan for your strong leadership on this!

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Pleased to announce my new chief of staff, the highly educated Dr. Banikan. Congratulations to you and your family and thank you for having no ulterior motives whatsoever!
Praise Saradomin and MAKE ASGARNIA GREAT AGAIN

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

You may not know this but woox walking was named after me, and woox was named after woox walking.

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Lord Iowerth says he wants peace but it's clear he doesn't want peace as long as Asgarnia is involved. We will be negotiating directly with the Dark Lord from here on out. I just want elves to STOP DYING.

[President of Asgarnia @MAGA_OSRS]

Automatic death penalty for anyone who pks a Falador guard