gonzo, writer of tweets

clown in a glass box (it/he/bat/vamp)

[Rachel @scrap_icon]

Saw a guy shazam My Sharona at the grocery store

[Uri Osprey @ospreys_nest]

Isopod chilling out

[gonzo, writer of tweets @MageHeir]

Wish I could care for things the way I cared about Yuri on ice in 6th grade

[Richard “Silly Creature” Gomez @StarmansArt]

Thinking about Polly Darton today

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

wearing the mask from The Mask (1994) to the eyes wide shut orgy

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

is anyone else on antarctica tiktok or is it just me

[KING @HAMKING_]

Still can’t believe he’s gone. This Christmas will be our 794th year without Genghis Khan.

[gonzo, writer of tweets @MageHeir]

Anyone wanna volunteer to let me drink their blood? My teeth aren't that sharp but I make up for it with persistence

[gonzo, writer of tweets @MageHeir]

In the mood to bite someone to death romantically

[armand pr crisis manager @bisexualcrises]

the dean from community is what harry styles thinks he is

[gonzo, writer of tweets @MageHeir]

Wife guy in the sense that I'm a wife who's also a guy

[sk @kirkxxs]

will never forget when i learned that y’all were fr doing ketamine … started thinking about all the horses prob lying in surgery awake

[merzie 🌱 @theheckmouth]

imagine troy and abed kiss and abed immediately goes, “it’s finally canon”

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

added all my friends dads on facebook