Maggie Foster

singer/songwriter, MTSU ||

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Kanye has white liberals and the Democratic agenda for black people totally figured out. That's why they tried to ruin him last year. 😂

I've been trying to explain ALL OF THIS to my Black American friends forever.

MUST WATCH.

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

This has to be a joke...is this how soft we have become? If you consider being hit by a styrofoam ball during 8th grade gym class bullying...you got a problem

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Should children play dodgeball in school?

[Tap to expand] https://t.co/vrIx3DCdkd

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

Amazing

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@KelliBray @OldDominion Pls come to the York fair that’s five minutes from my house we can hang out

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@Mikala_Kin and don’t forget the moisturizer

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Girls will drink until their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only getting 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed& that “isn’t healthy for your skin”

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@shanna_lynn717 One time he tried to give me detention for sharing chapstick with @luciibillet

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@bdaltzz the days when we lived in your computer room and ate jars of pickles on the kitchen counter and @kelseyxmack 's room was the closet https://t.co/lS7WjVbfCT

[bug @sjalynnmayree]

remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you charlie the unicorn n harry potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to soulja boy and tpain yea

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@BritPasserini me sophomore year https://t.co/pQpOHqfkNJ

[JAY Q 💯 @jasonlxndr]

Hilary Duff continuously getting parking tickets is a mood

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@Mikala_Kin Ron is the man

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@shmoooorgs @ddlovato come visit me and we can go to her Nashville show together

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

Oh man if this is not me https://t.co/FuDknDxNey

[Beer Pressure @beerpressureco]

College is forcing yourself to eat food before it goes bad because you spent $4.99 on blueberries when you were into health for a hot sec

[Arbor Diggs @arbor_diggs]

Fully dressed with all his equipment, this firefighter is climbing 110 stories tonight in remembrance. #911Remembered

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Dear God some people give me such hope:

REPORTER: What are you going to do?

HERO: I'm gonna save some lives.

[Maggie Foster @Maggie_Foster2]

@gi_hoffman thank youuuu 🙌🏻 and she thinks she's gods greatest gift to comedy

[Ash 𒌐 @Ashhhhh__7]

And almond milk is for baby almonds https://t.co/mb7A7R3pKt

[Eric Thomas @EricThomas_311]

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV