Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦

Scottish, British, European, Earthling

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius is most excited to see if you’ll be in his stocking tomorrow. Yuletide felicitations to you Shiv xxx

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius would be concerned but he knows you will have an alibi pre-arranged

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns @mocent0 He’s been doing Zarah Sultana’s accounts

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns You can, if they are old/fat/floofy

https://t.co/zq9xbMtQNC

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius will be hoping the confundus worked on Ms Reeves

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Misread as taxidermists and wasn’t the slightest bit surprised

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius says he’s pleased they took his suggestion but thinks getting caught marks them out as amateurs

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Rude

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius approves

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Lucius says he can send someone round for A Chat

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@DUPleader @BelfastAgmt Live scenes at Agreement Towers

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Also, Lucius is very disappointed that Hermione hasn’t taken the first lesson - always have an alibi - to heart, but he is impressed with this magnificent response

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Number10cat “Who is the one to do these tweets for Larry?” As if you’d let anyone else tweet for you! https://t.co/VKLBUxMEzs

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

My pal @SkyNewsThompson spotted me composing tweets...

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns @GormanGd You’re a natural peacock with a owl circadian rhythm

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@mocent0 Wildly off topic, but were you aware of this piece of John Darwin lore?

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Speaking of ceramics...an irate peacock at Jackfiled tile museum

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns Have a thirst trap, circa 1613 (wasn’t meant to be taking pics so it’s slightly out of focus).

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@Shiv_who_burns @MysteriosoX My mum put both legs down one leg of her trousers when she was in hospital. When the nurse pointed it she replied “well I’ve only got one leg!” Nurse points out one leg, then the other. Mum: “Well I don’t know whose that is, but it’s certainly not mine.”

[Maggie_perhaps 🇺🇦 @Maggie_Perhaps]

@balconyshirts “I escaped from Uxbridge LIDL” T-shirt?