maggie

Yeahhhh buddy | I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge | Insta: @Maggielaws

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

when your friends show you the person they’re trying to set you up with

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

@LeahKitsis @USPS Get this girl a W2

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

why am I 28 and still hold my breath when I drive past a cemetery

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

We know you’ve been waiting for this one…

“Maps” is here and it’s beautiful. #B1GWelcome

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

@LeahKitsis KILLS me slowly every day

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

Asking my boyfriend to break up with me for a week so I can get the immersive Tortured Poets Department experience

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

went to cancel my gym membership and they asked me why and I told her too many ppl approach me here and don’t have boundaries and then one of the the male trainers came up and gave me a hug and my point was made in real time lmfaooo

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

☘️*washes Wellbutrin down with Bailey’s and coffee*☘️

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

Ladies and gentlemen…we’ve made it. it’s the end of an era 🥲

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

Me on Valentine’s Day: *never had a serious relationship*

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

I got hurt this year if you couldn’t tell lollllllll

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

my therapist cancelled my appointment today so i hope she knows any holiday spiral or unhinged comment made to a family member on Christmas is her fault and her fault only I don’t make the rules

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

day 4 of no dairy for 2 weeks as directed by my doctor. I’ve thought about nothing but cheese. I have yet to have any of my usual tummy issues, if this is the key to my health, I don’t want it

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

Y’all can blame my kidneys for me not being in lAmes today. They can send me to the ER but not to the cyhawk game. Catch me out in KC drinking a Busch NA today. Hawks by a Milly baby☝️

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

not my bike I haven’t ridden in over a year and a half being stolen from my parking garage today!!! No!!! Devastating!!! Anger!!!

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

someone just moved into the apartment next to me and they play the cello. y’all know how loud a CELLO is???

[Bachelor Nation @bachnation]

His job is beach

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

friendly reminder we don’t all need to post videos of fireworks we are watching

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

@LeahKitsis Called out

[maggie @MaggieLaws3]

yo how do you say no to things? asking for a friend