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Autistic Aboriginal Artist is fond of Alliteration: In this essay I will

[M L @MaggieLightyear]

Ok but wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if Kate Middleton was actually just on The Masked Singer?

[e-bride-za @thefemiurge]

if they don't say "go piss girl" when you leave to go to the bathroom are you even friends

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When is @kellyclarkson releasing a cover album? It feels like a personal attack that they aren't on Spotify.

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

With tears in his eyes at an art show in Beechworth Vic, a man told my Father that his grandfather used to sit him on his knee and talk about going hunting. His grandfather was hunting Yorta Yorta people. No negative impacts of colonisation? Pfft.

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When Des'ree said "I don't want to see a ghost that's the sight I fear most rather have a peice of toast and watch the evening news", I just really felt it, you know?

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CPAC speaker's generic entrance music is giving 12yo boy playing WWF No Mercy who named their character xMuscle_Kid92x

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It is 2023 and I still don't understand what bitcoin is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

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If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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Y'all learnt the term gaslighting and haven't shut up since I stg

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All I want for xmas is chin lipo

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"I Thought He Was Going To Kill Me": One woman's harrowing misunderstanding of how haircuts work.

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@tabbed_browsing Just stay away from Licorice Pizza.

[M L @MaggieLightyear]

Nobody is angrier than a white girl singing Since You've Been Gone.

[M L @MaggieLightyear]

My news years resolution this year is to listen to even more Celine Dion.

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

🎶 | “And I was never good at telling jokes but the punchline goes, ‘I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age’” - lyrics from #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion

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So we all agree that Jake Gyllenhall is cancelled now right? He's just done, yes? #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion

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All pop punk bands are creeps except Simple Plan. No, I won't be elaborating.

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@tom_tanuki how did you know my husband and I are moving away from our Yarraville Coles to an area where we only have a Woolies near us next week? Are you stalking us? I just want to talk...

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@AdamColePro has really nice teeth. Never noticed that before.

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@ReeB_73 @thegregfleet @ABCTV @nonstoptom Someone did "Get This" as their expert topic. Passiona High was a question.