Maggie

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

U Pussy. U really wore that trump hat too. You did a-lot of corny shit in ur career and got a pass. Bitch ass nigga apologize to Taylor swift @kanyewest

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@IHOP Cried at work in front of a co-worker, who now is worried I might cry in any meeting out of nowhere 🙃

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@melaniesnicket Lmao I am so bitter the first thing I thought was... “fame changes people” 😭😭 but I was just hurting deep inside 😂😂

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

I ALSO WON THE ELECTION!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THE ELECTION!

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

Just watched the @BLACKPINK documentary and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen 💗🖤💗🖤💗🖤💗

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@NickUeng @DustyHomBurger Y’all... it’s tito and tita in Tagalog, tia and tio en español

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@erkeley_ hoCuS pOcuS

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@addygorham If the cash is green!

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@SeanLowe09 It's ok, you were distracted by her eyebrows

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@SeanLowe09 I MUST ask.. are the kids in the room?? Probably hard to explain why dad is kissing all these women!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

incredible

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@Everlane
hi, I reached out to support@ and they were working with me on a refund. The CX agent asked if I wanted it back in cc or store credit, then stopped replying for over two weeks & I don’t have my refund. Please help!

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

@Everlane hi, I reached out to support@ and they were working with me on a refund. The CX agent asked if I wanted it back in cc or store credit, then stopped replying for over two weeks & I don’t have my refund. Please help!

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

I can’t even begin to express my gratitude for doctors, nurses, researchers, scientists, paramedics, first responders, hospital staff, administrators, assistants, technicians, healthcare workers, and every medical professional working right now. Y’all are the real superheroes.

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

An older woman in front of me demanded her drink get remade because her barista was Asian.

When I tried to inform her how irrational that request was, she turned and sneered, “are YOU Chinese?”

I replied, “no, but your ugly-ass knockoff purse is.”

Shut your racist asses up.

[Lance Parkin @ParkinLance]

Boomers: the Coronavirus is important, because it kills people over 60, let's close the borders

Millennials/Gen Z: It is called COVID-19 and its spread shows how connected the world is, how health is a social justice issue.

Gen X: Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye. COVID-EILEEN

[Maggie @MaggieStarry]

Some people are hella twisted man....