pov it’s gorillaz concert, lights go off, DARE starts playing, damon albarn appears and yells “IT'S TIME TO FEEL GOOD INC MOTHERFUCKERS” he rips his shirt off, does a back flip and dives into the crowd
pessimist in me: it’s never been worse, i’ll die alone
optimist in me: me mustn’t give up, it gets better
italian in me: oughh mama mia pizza pie-a
hot sweaty werewolf in me: AWOOOOOO *finishes*