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[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Lil Pinky💗 @LilPinky00]

“I used to be best friends with YourRAGE…gaming”

“Ya ya just put the fries in the bag”

[CT🚶🏾‍♂️ @CuthbertThunder]

Going from an insecure girl you gotta reassure everyday to a confident one that stands up for you gotta hit like crack man lmaoooo

[🧊 @nothesi]

aniya single and vulnerable
KC successful 1v7
sincere can get away with anything on melanie
jackie chan out my villa
corey pillow talk mission failed
corbin kept his composure

im loving this script

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron was FIGHTING for his life trying not to say “pause” after Stephen A. Smith said the most sus thing live on TV 🤣🤣💀

[Ethical Hoops🏆 (only takes Ws) @EthicalHoopz]

Alex Caruso when the cameraman gets within 20 feet of him

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Might hit them with this but that’s it

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

gas is $5 i am not coming to just cuddle

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[MaVegetaKc @KctBurner]

2 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

does that say posted in 2022….

[sporty spice ✨ @itssportyspice]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom pulls up

[CC @coco_cruuz]

Me if the refs don’t act right tonight

[Joshua Gresham • “Gresh” @ItsGresh]

A guy like me would’ve broken Bam and Wilt’s records

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

Ts been frying me for 50 minutes I’ve not stopped laughing

[M @Magic8_24]

🐐

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

someone said HOA killed the garage band generation