Magic Chef

Too lazy to fill this out

[ricehat @ricehatph]

viscous echo shard mystic reverb splatter

[. @playboicurrryy]

Alexander Graham Bell mf pick up

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[roxy laloxy @roxiesfunzone]

DO NOT QUEUE DEADLOCK FROM AUGUST 10TH TO AUGUST 24TH

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

personally i am not really impressed when a computer is good at math — since a computer is math . i am a lot more intrigued by things like , for example , a rat being an exceptional cook — since that’s not really expected

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's incredible seeing a fake Instagram insane person encounter a free range genuine New York City nutjob and clearly not knowing how to handle it

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[nicoodoz ☔ @nicoodoz]

realest shit i’ve seen all day

[MowtenDoo @MowtenDoo]

Generational twitter reply image

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

for dog, smelling ground is probably similar to scrolling instagram, twitter, etc

[Nem • 🎪🇵🇸 @DespairNem]

Motherfucker bopping his head to BBNO$ those muggers were heroes for trying to jump him

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

be careful if you're in toronto the fucking spider is out again

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

If you're lost in the desert, it's perfectly safe to empty your water bottle into the sand, because the total number of water molecules on Earth doesn't change.

[🏳️‍⚧️super mario 4 @detector_sm0ke]

My friend when he dies in New super mario bros wii asking me to revive him

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry: