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“No change happens without someone going to prison” she/her

[Rob Grant @robgrantdotcom]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… who shines so brightly & brings so much joy to this world

[p. @sixinchbeys]

music journalism is so cooked your choices are either eat chicken with a british woman or eat chicken with a bald man

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

Ellen Degeneres fan with face blindness be like

[itskingeric @itskingeric]

Before & after 💀😭
He went from looking like American Psycho to a brunette Ellen Degeneres

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Adara @Briplazahahn]

I have an opinion about why the 50% of women in Hollywood are bone thin and the other 50% is pregnant but I fear it’s too woke

[lana dei ree tardy oswald part2 @antimobwokecel]

im genuinely about to be the LAST FATSO ON EARTH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

God his wife is living my dream

[culture @notgwendalupe]

darren criss at pride

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

Recession indicator

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

following a ringing endorsement from olivia rodrigo, i have bravely and correctly named the VODKA CRAN as the drink of the summer

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

My woke friend saw a cereal box that
said KASHI and panicked that it said KALSHI.

The wokes are tiiiiiired.

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

NO MORE SCAFFOLDING AT 30TH ST STATION

[cuntacular @debtgripss]

when little green turns around to hold hands with Mama >>>>>> family film oty

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I kinda don't have time for this right now

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

Ngl I just cut my own hair and it’s accidentally giving Billy

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Oh green gone be so tea when she get on her mones

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

WERNER HERZOG?! That’s who’s making this movie?! I’m saaaaaaaaaat

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Werner Herzog’s ‘BUCKING FASTARD’ starring Rooney and Kate Mara may potentially premiere at the Venice Film Festival.

Based on the true story of two inseparable twin sisters, “Joan” and “Jean” who live on the fringes of society.

(https://t.co/gEdx3DHj4m)

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

This morning my one year old demanded to watch Bojack Horseman and then I took him out for caviar

[penelope @KnausgaardFacts]

i need to kiii with my gay son like this

[Haley @haleys_tweets]

my dad told me it’s an outrage Nathan Lane didn’t win an Oscar for Birdcage

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads