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[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@oreoeocat Monkey doesn’t know anything but she def knew to expect you

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@shOoObz 💀savage

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

This must have been the worst thing to happen jn 2001

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The Teamsters Union demands that Disney end its “communal underwear” practices.

Currently, costumed Disney Parks employees have to wear shared underwear because it is feared that their own underwear might be visible under the costume. This has led to many pubic lice outbreaks.

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

Happy birthday to the most prescient novel of the twentieth century 🥴

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

George Orwell’s 1984 was published today in 1949.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

I don’t have time for this right now

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

#BREAKING: 6.1 Earthquake in the Gulf near Cuba, shaking felt across Florida.

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@GxldSociety They’re still around. I had bariatric surgery a few years ago and the clinic told me that those meet the standards for post-op nutrition, so I guess they’re legit.

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And we never heard his name again….

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The BBC reports that the American FBI has been ordered to stop investigating Osama bin Laden and his family due to fear of damaging the United States’s relationship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@SpencerHakimian “C list” seems kinda generous

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@WalterBestBoy It’s a hard life 🥹

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

AI data centers are consuming 264 billion gallons of water as droughts hit 63% of the US

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@spoonfulofbeez @oreoeocat

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@oreoeocat So sleepy after so much scheming

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@goofiestgoobie My cat will do this and then come at you with her claws as you’re sitting as a captive on the toilet 😂

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom If his marriages were so successful, why did he have three?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Secretary of War Pete Hegseth turns 46 today.

From serving in Iraq and Afghanistan to leading the Pentagon, Hegseth has spent decades advocating for America's warfighters and national defense.

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@Bad_Babette Oh my god- another creature?! 🙀

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@cowincrisis They make you pay for living in the barn?!

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@JDVance And they said Kamala didn’t do any work.

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

UK people, someone adopt Moto! Look at hiiiimm!! 🥰

[Blue Cross UK @The_Blue_Cross]

Meet Moto, who has received the fewest applications. 💔

He was found outside a train station, with a tail injury, which then had to be amputated.

We hope his lack of tail isn't putting people off, because Moto is full of love!

Meet him. 👉 https://t.co/ddsqqZIsNW #Caturday

[magicmolly @magicmolly86]

@CleeWeezy To be honest, none of us humans are winning anything right now 🤷‍♀️