Phillip Ham

I am Phillip Ham, Wizard of Ham. Maker of deals.

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights You errm, you don't need to doubt my existence.
Ham magic is a a a a treat.

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights Oh, yes, I see. Sounds like #Ham but wasn't actually ham.
I did laugh at those animals though,
Cursed or granted powers. Depends how you look at it.

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights #Ham
Erm, yes, well you have my attention...

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@riddle_me_dimps @TheDampKnights Well, yes, I would put my vote on that.
Hamtastic!

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@PatheticLoserAB The HAMmond Organ

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

First the worst.
Second the best.
Third third the hairy princess.

Fourth the Hamiest Ham that ever did #Ham +1

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights Yes, I heard they have good Ham in New Zealand. You, you take care of yourself @VeversOfficial or no more ham powers

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

Hammy New Year

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

That's a nice #Ham you have there.
errrr.... It, it would be a shame if someone put an "S" infront of it and an "E" behind it.
#StolenJokes #BestAtHamJokes

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights Ham Ham, not Peacock
:D

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

@TheDampKnights I helped @VeversOfficial didn't I?

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

Had an awesome party with Mayor Naise, lots of #Ham there but he said it wasn't. I know #Ham.
Billy and Kennedy Morgan were there AND I helped a child in need too - #CharityTuesday more like #CharityChewsDay #Ham
@TheDampKnights

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

I have magic powers but they are restricted to ham and ham products
#MyHandleExplained

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

Fri(edham)day
#FridayFeeling

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

There's #snowday goes by I dont think about #Ham.
On days like this it's eeeeerrr a nice hot ham, maybe with a @marmite glaze

[Waitrose & Partners @waitrose]

.@John_Whaite’s ham hock and smoked Cheddar grilled sandwich is the ultimate comfort food for a Friday night! Get the recipe: https://t.co/yIQYEvn9jV

[Tastemade @tastemade]

Wrapped in #bacon and filled with cheesy ham, this baked dish is for meat lovers only.
RECIPE: https://t.co/0jKBRAOjp1

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

Is it #NationalHamday yet?

[Phillip Ham @MagicPhillipHam]

In the end,
Aren't we all just #Ham