Chris Dinwoodie

Magician / Comedian

[Chris Dinwoodie @MagicWoody]

Can I donate this to Greenland to defend against USA

(possibly the world's first balloon dog from Jonnys)

#IsItOk

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@TheLastLeg

I think I made the world's largest balloon dog out of Jonnys.

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@GrenadeJay CH5 write fitness blog. Find routinds to allow me to lose at least 1lb a week for the next 16 weeks (holiday)

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@GrenadeJay CH4. Midnight snacking, chocolate breakfast. Intermittent fasting looks like it might suit me.

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@GrenadeJay CH3. Going to cut down on Facebook and midnight TV watching.

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@GrenadeJay Going to wake up earlier and either go for a power walk or a game of tennis. (Chapter 2)

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@GrenadeJay Going to get up earlier and start being productive sooner

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Don't know if I'm jealous of the people at the Fringe or if I'm happy I'm in my bed in Glasgow

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Have 30 minutes to come up with a comedy festival show title and description....this might be difficult

[Jasz Vegas @JaszVegas]

This weekend I shall be shaking my tail feathers at @Enterteasement !! Going to be an amazing show!! See you there?

[Chris Forbes @Chris__Forbes]

Great fun hosting @Enterteasement last night. An incredible & unpredictable night of controlled chaos. Check it out if you've never been.

[Chris Dinwoodie @MagicWoody]

@julesw79 you're becoming a true Superfan! How many shows have you been to now?

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Is Keira knightly hot? I can't make up my mind. Think she's too skinny & posh for me

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hmmm, should I go to India for a gig? Decisions, Decisions.

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@rickygervais Please get Karl a Chinese Military Shovel, "the Swiss Army knife of shovels." The Advert is right up your street.

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Feeling inspired, don't know why but just feeling good :)

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@fitellebelle Howdy - your name popped up in my twitter email for people I might know and i was all "Hey...I actually know her"

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3 people just drove past me and waved. I have no idea who they were. Early Alzheimers?

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@socialemer Top of the morning Emer - long time no hear :)

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Off to a hen night tonight to perform some magic.