Cloud

I mostly follow people on this account. I occasionally scream out into the internet void abt stuff on my mind.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@JadenJTW What do you do for work outside of social media? /gen

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@uper_max @FourVork The pub key isn’t show on receiving transactions if I’m not mistaken

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@WazzCrypto Yo what tool is this, looks cool. I wanna tinker with it

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

Now all we need is for stable coins to come to Apple Pay and we’re good

[Solana @solana]

BREAKING: Samsung partners with Solana to bring stablecoins to 82 million US Galaxy devices.

Samsung Wallet users in the US will be able to send money across borders using USDC on Solana, beginning the last week of October.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@solana Yo this is lowkey big

[Solana @solana]

BREAKING: Samsung partners with Solana to bring stablecoins to 82 million US Galaxy devices.

Samsung Wallet users in the US will be able to send money across borders using USDC on Solana, beginning the last week of October.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@dan123 @Trezor @frogmanhaha I would like for you, as a massive company with, I'm going to guess, a few million customers. create the infrastructure needed to send emails en masse to thousands or more people instantly lol

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

If your leaving 4M USD on a fucking hot wallet than you deserve to lose all the money on that wallet

[MCM @MidCurveMortal]

TAKE YOUR MONEY OFF FOMO APP

Leaving millions sitting on an unsecure vibecoded app is pure insanity.

FOMO offers users ZERO security guarantees and disclaims even DIRECT damages.

They’ve deliberately structured their terms so that they can drain you and still owe you nothing.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@UpWillApp @NintendoAmerica @Minecraft Bro this is just the box art 💔 it’s modeled after the pastel art style they do some of the animations in for advertising and teasing new updates 💔

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

So why the fuck did it take a whole ass year and a half to port the biggest game OAT

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Pre-orders for @Minecraft on Nintendo Switch 2 are available now! If you already own a digital version of Minecraft for Nintendo Switch, get a digital Minecraft Standard Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 for free in most territories by Jan 31.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/VuAx7ZfeuD

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@dan123 @Trezor @frogmanhaha The company they used to automate emails got hacked like a month ago and hackers managed to get ahold of a legitimate email domain from that hack to then send out a pishing scam to everyone on that mailing list. Unfortunately outside of Trezor’s control. This was like a month ago

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

Has Roblox been bought up by private equity recently??? Because if I recall a ton of companies like toys R us and such got bought up by private equity and managed into the ground so the people buying into that private equity could make bank.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@Ryanm7288 @RoUtilityNews never think these companies have any sort of goodwill. they dont give a fuck abt you, only their bottom line

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

This is a deliberate attack on VPNs there is no other explanation

[RTC @Roblox_RTC]

Roblox's new Terms of Service allow Roblox to ban you for signing up for your account under a country you did not actually sign up in.

Previously, the new Terms of Service had also stated that they may terminate users who access Roblox predominantly outside of the country their account was created in, before this clause was entirely removed from the Terms of Service earlier today.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

In Florida your unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your political views) going to have both as neighbors lol

[Regulator🇺🇸 @Revolutioig9]

Legit question.

[Justin Drake @drakefjustin]

Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.

Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).

Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.

IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).

Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.

Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?

Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)

Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.

Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.

I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).

Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.

Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.

The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

Why is this the best performing thing I’ve posted 💔

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@aSaneWitch Clean needles very important no matter what the use. If someone’s gonna shoot heroin I’d rather them stay safe and use clean needles than risk catching something

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

Surely this bodes well for my birthday

[🇺🇸 Ronald Carter @USronaldcarter]

10/10 was the worst day in crypto history.

That date is coming around again in 4 days.

are you ready?

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

@aSaneWitch Clean needles very important no matter what the use. If someone’s gonna shoot heroin I’d rather them stay safe and use clean needles than risk catching something

[Cloud @Magik_Cloud]

If your someone who genuinely, trollage and ragebait aside, believes that interracial marriage is bad in the year 2026. You gotta lock the fuck in because why are we still stuck in the mid-1900s???

[Elma @oelma__]

First thought when you see
an interracial couple ??