robb

super duper gay cinephile and ceo of old man butt

[robb @MAGlCPlE]

watching a kubrick film instead of rewatching paddington 2 for the umpteenth time

[:p @rolysota]

I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼

[mikey @shenanigreat]

@turnandstomp It’s too bad he’ll never come out because I bet Tom Cruise is like an elite bottom. Like an out of control back arch, bottom eyes, whimpering, the gamut.

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut flashing his medical license to every person he meets

[juhi • ꕤ @fadesavenue]

if you're telling me that a sandwich has never made you feel like this i genuinely feel sorry for you

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

i try really hard to just genuinely appreciate everything the way he does

[TransitLovingLeftist 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇻🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @SocTransitLover]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Bruk 🎬 @DevlandSaga]

When your uncle is questionable morally but is the coolest dude you’ve ever met in your life

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

Tom Cruise was at Warner HQ in 2024 all oiled up wearing nothing but a thong rubbing old man puss on a fucking wood floor going ohhhh give me another ten million to be Digger ouhh 😫 and they said yes that is not on me it’s not on me

[Yasson Bourne @oftensullen]

Drumming on his tits is crazy

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

genuinely think it’s incredible that the most powerful director in Hollywood adapting the bedrock of western literature is now up against a sexy gay movie made by sexy gay guys

[robb @MAGlCPlE]

im betting (hoping) bearffleck is coming out as bisexual before 2028

[ˑ 𓈒 𐔌 𝓡𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 is benito golden tooth ͡꒱ ۫𓈒 @BYRNEGRACES]

If you can't handle fat Ben Affleck pass the GODDAMN controller cause I CAN and I WILL.

[Dr. Hendrick, Audio Science 🧪 @toothlessben_]

Calling himself an old bear whats wrong with him actually why is he so queer

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

I refuse to lose out on a Tom Cruise Criterion closet vid just because he doesn’t want to give the internet audio of him saying “I’m in the closet.” Tell him he doesn’t have to say that bit @Criterion

[Charlotte ☾♓️Ⓥ @CharlotteKaye]

You expect me to believe in a omnibenevolent god when the pope has lung cancer and Trump is still walking around spewing evilness?

[sıla @criterionhouse]

remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

There is no way this many 2010s B-tier actors are THIS broke

[That Damn Bitch @evilalphabitch]

No, heterosexuality is a sin