Joseph Groundson

I was once a professional basketball player. Now I'm Team Magma's star player.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

This account isn’t being deleted, but won’t be used again. Don’t follow/tweet at it and expect any activity. You can consider it dead or w/e

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

Day 54 of jail… I can feel myself becoming less practiced at basketball.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@YaGirlGrunt What! No! I’m an scary looking foreigner! I don’t have any identification with me!! They’re taking me awaaayyyyyyyyyy

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

*passes the basketball to @YaGirlGrunt* Hello my fellow young person

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

I’ve arrived in this island. Somebody recruit me into a new villainous team because that’s the only structure in my life that I know.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

but not in like a community outreach way. In a I will stomp their hearts to bleeding pancakes kind of way.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

anyway I’m going to teach the alolans how to really really play basketball

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@Aqua_Shelly @MagmaGrunt_ lets fight

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@Aqua_Shelly @MagmaGrunt_ Too violent! Tone it down!

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@Aqua_Shelly Uh YOU'RE a hoe!

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

Time to show those Alolan’s what a real Japanese expert basketball player is like

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@Leader_Roxanne HA! I’ve got fans. I’m known.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

@Leader_Roxanne HOW. DARE. YOU.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

I’m going to go play basketball in a far off region. I need better competition than I can find here in Hoenn.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

I nominate @angryspearow for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because they are birds. He is a bird? There are birds.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

I never though that slam dunks would be a metaphor for my life in such a negative way

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

The net is me… The basketballs? Shame. I have been slam dunking myself full of shame.

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

What is the net?

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

But what have I been dunking?

[Joseph Groundson @Magma_Dunk]

All these slam dunks...