Maggie Mcdonald

Housewife, artist, writer, and smartass.

[Deep.State.Cringe @DeepSt8Cringe]

“Respect for one’s elders was never merely ceremonial. Occasionally, it was practical advice.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm

#DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #RespectYourElders #GenX #OldManStrength

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

The same government that needs six months to fix a pothole would like significantly more control over your life.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

If your ideology requires everyone else to participate, maybe it’s not as tolerant as advertised.

[SK @SparkleKitten39]

The Muslim religion is the fastest-growing religion per capita in the United States, especially among minority races.
Last month I attended a training. During the training session, three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant, and Muslim faiths each presented their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, “Nonbelievers"
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'
He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine the Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same to guarantee them a place in heaven!'
The Muslim was speechless.
I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question:
Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the US to elect the President.
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.

[Maggie Mcdonald @MagMac32]

@Bexxy__19 You just got an immediate follow! LMAO!

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

3 lies Democratic Socialists ALWAYS tell.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Nine Lives, Zero Fucks!
Alley Cats on Netflix August 7

[Maggie Mcdonald @MagMac32]

@NicTNemeth 🤣🤣

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Let me tell you something right now, if they made these motherfuckers in adult sizes I know some of us would still be out there taking it to the streets like the goddamn Doobie Brothers.

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[Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory]

All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

PULP FICTION as a video game from the 1990s. This is incredible.

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

This will have you in tears. Stop letting them divide us. ❤️

[Rocky🇺🇸🪖🤠😎✝️ @RockyAtotheK]

Gen X rocks.
🤘😎🤘

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Fleischer Studios' 1933 version of SNOW WHITE. Surreal and bizarre, it would go down in history as a milestone in animation.

[Hermes ⚚ @HermesCryptos]

@elonmusk

[Maggie Mcdonald @MagMac32]

True story.