"You can date my mom. I don't really mind if she's happy, but calling you Dad out the gate feels weird. Maybe it'll come at some point if it feels right."
I shot my shot, I'm just gonna wait for her to tell me that she ain't gonna continue this.
Anyway, how are you doing? As a doctor, I still need to check up on you.
Yknow, I can see that she's still got feelings from her ex, I'm not one to intrude something like that, besides.. I don't like being called "dad" anyway.