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Just going to yayayyay my way through life 💁🏻.

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Kuch toh maksad hoga Mera bhi, bhagwaan ne siraf well dressed ladko pe simp karne keliye toh nahi bheja hoga

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Interview wala asked me what's my weakness, I said boys in black shirts with a few buttons down.

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There are friends who only text you to wish on birthdays and then there are friends who only text you to congratulate on your milestones and those are the real ones 🥺🥺🥰🥰

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Accidentally left swiped a dude who looked like Neymar, life won't be the same again 😭😭😭😭

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You'll find 5 swaraj every time you use bumble for an hour in pune

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Men add voice notes on bumble and make the whole "mun kholte hi hag Diya" thing come alive. Like you do that shit in real life bro, not on bumble. Ab kya Karu Mai pretty face aur abs ka?

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Everything is temporary but a new employee clicking a picture at the reception with company ka logo and posting it everywhere is mandatory

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If adulting is all about filing taxes toh nahi karni hai mujhe 😭

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Can't figure out if I'm bipolar or just lazy

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I think we can all agree

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Mumbai me rehkar bhi Gigi Hadid me randomly bump na karne ka dukh hai

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Recap of last three days-
Wake up, watch celebrities being all glamorous, sleep

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In this life, I would just like doing laundry and taxes with you, zyada ambitious kuch karna hi nahi hai

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Today we're feeling sad for the content creators who create couple-y stuff that they put on their feed and then they break up with them so now they've to remove the reels which had the highest views. Sad.

[✨ @Mahakk__]

If chickens ate KFC ke chicken popcorn, will it be cannibalism

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Selfie movie se accha meri life pe movie bana lete

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Kinda stinks when your ex moves on. Not because you miss them or anything but how dare you be happy without me :)

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Relate karna is easy, koi articulate karne wala chahiye 😭

[✨ @Mahakk__]

If you knew my passwords in sixth grade, you would know my passwords for the rest of my life

[✨ @Mahakk__]

Need a simp but also someone who can put me in my place god pls