_Alan_Matthews

GOOSE , 4x fantasy champion, Patriots Red Sox ,NASCAR #5 #19, looksmaxer . . chill wit the glazin

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@ry_storm The transition into slow ready was nuts

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Is John Mayer sitting in with Goose tonight can anyone confirm this rumor

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Carlos narvaez 3 rbi June 19 nice

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@MLBTheShow 🤢

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I hate to admit it but Lou merloni has worn on me a little bit

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Sox ballin cuz of this booth

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Enjoyable night from the Sox booth

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Carlos narvaez fat lazy pig

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I hate the Red Sox

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Just got back from chowder and fish tacos gonna run a piece of toilet tissue threw my crack sit back and enjoy the Sox

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Bro behind me at fil a just got asked for a name and he said RAY I pray he’s bullshittin

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@margretssong They changed everything about it. The trading sucks ass

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

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Ordered poutine / pizza rolls / ice cream double dashed fattest move I’ve ever made gonna roll a couple spliffs and rent NFS Tokyo drift

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@grok how far away is science from doing a rectal swap like a fresh set of tires for ur vehicle except a fresh anus for my buttox

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Pollen has somehow found its way into my rectum 5:55 and I’m jumpin like a jack rabbit only fix is a shower and I’m 9+ hours away . Ts and Ps to myself

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

IKF is the heartbeat of the city of Boston.

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@bradrezza @TourWrangler Media and animal never hit for me

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Jarren duran nice

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Bryan bello sucks