Smeagle

Michael. Aged 18. Likes food.

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Vaginaboob

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I was gonna make a joke about gay cars but that would have been hummerphobic.

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AHAHA I'VE GOT A MARY HINGE

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grilled cheese before bed, gonna have some badboy nightmares #yolo

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@ChickenMaryland I want you in my belly now plz

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I complain about being bored but all I'm doing is sitting here looking for songs on youtube when I could go out and actually do something.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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Need to do something today, something so fucked up and spontaneous. I might clean my room!@!@

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@miawhitey Myyy preeccciouuss

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@HonourAlun Where's your first gig gonna be? I haven't been to one in fucking ages and I still haven't seen you play :')

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dat swift head butt from the rock giant on The Hobbit

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I've always wanted to be a magician, but I found it too tricky...

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Milk, cookies and The Hobbit = best combination ever.

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WATCHING THE MOTHER FUCKING HOBBIT

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Making waffles and chicken!

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Not sure whether I prefer Breezeblocks or Fitzpleasure... hmmm #alt_j

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Step Brothers the movie never gets boring, if anything it gets funnier each time :')

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Why the fuck am I following Lil Wayne? ahaha fuck off you dwarf!

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Some fucking spider fell on my face and I almost shit myself. I'm catching that bastard and it's going in the microwave.