Maia Larson

seeking additional channels on which to post pictures of my cats

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

In singing "Angel" for the thousandth time to my cat I'm reminded that when it came out I thought that by "peeps" he meant his balls?? Closer than his balls, I thought, that's pretty damn close.

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Can't believe @MarieKondo still got a show after my widely read & incisive critique of her book in a 2016 @hwbzine

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

‘Tis fitting that my quest for eternal youth and beauty led me here, the goblin mines from whence I first emerged

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@timoandres @SGoldfeather You are clearly not from the Midwest

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

You may be interested to hear that I’ve discovered the secret to loving salad and it is hot dogs

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@timoandres @SGoldfeather YES!

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Thank you, @fundcreativity!! I am working on a prison education project and there is still time to contribute: https://t.co/hA7HmIhD60 - any NYC-based people who want to help answer mail from participants are more than welcome, HMU

[The Creative Fund by @BackerKit @fundcreativity]

We wanted to give a quick shout out to our November project of the month: Building a Book! Want to help us decide which Kickstarter projects receive our monthly Patreon funds? You can become a Patron to get access to nominating and voting! We’d love to have you join us. ❤️

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Not to be overly dramatic but I am literally going to kill myself if this hot duck leaves town before I can stalk it and make it my husband

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The Mandarin duck, native to East Asia, should not be in the middle of Manhattan. And yet, against all odds, he is there. And he is dazzling. https://t.co/UQNY9m0EXb

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

I am working on a project to help incarcerated people write books and am seeking funding for services to aid in publication! Please take a look and share share share!! $$$$$ https://t.co/CM0W4uPF7X

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

HAPPY MONDAY PLZ ENJOY THIS CAT MY MOM SAW ON THE TRAIN

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Well I went to Maine and got ⁦@LLBean⁩ to like my pics so I’ve reached peak WHITE

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Hello @llbean we have created some promotional material for your next catalogue @ L.L.Bean https://t.co/RRf6layyk7

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

The worst thing about living alone is realizing how quickly you - just you - polished off that peanut butter you just bought

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Reading a book about the Donner Party and I don't get the big deal about cannibalism!? In any survivalist sitch I'd be the Whiner and if I died Fording the River or whatever y'all should definitely eat me

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@SGoldfeather @dadwroteaporno @SGoldfeather I CANNOTTTTTTTTTTT HE WAS SLOUGHING OFF IN. HER. MOUTH.

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Who among my 14 followers listens to @dadwroteaporno I just got to the part about Jim Sterling's flaking monster frankencock and I NEED SOME SUPPORT

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@katiemickgee @dadwroteaporno KATIE THE FLAKING I'M SCREAMING

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

how do i sign up for EQUINE THERAPY?? i feel like it would solve all my problems, as my main problem is that i never got to be a horse girl

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

Well well well well well well well, my SECOND-most popular Instagram of ALL TIME; maybe these expensive shits are worth their keep, ego-wise #CATS

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@ferrierevan !! might i recommend living in a brooklyn apartment that doesn't have rooms and never sleeping again until the end of time

[Maia Larson @maialodon]

@ferrierevan you have new kittens!!!!! as a person who is single-mindedly obsessed with kittens i demand pics; i have looked them up on the adoption site but that's not good enough thnx