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I just sent the neighbor with the barking dog across the street a FFTH. My note said "Stop being the a-hole neighbor with the loud dog".

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http://twitpic.com/wqbt6 - Shot of the world famous fart in a bottle from Farts from the Heart available at www.fartsfromtheheart.com

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I am making a fledgling fart right now. This is a worldwide fart project: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/

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2010 is here and I am blowing farts to get orders clear: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/

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Start the New Year off with a bang, give them a fart that is not plain: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/

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I keep telling my friend to not get married to that old fart because he is an a$$hole!

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The holidays this year did not stink although they were a blast!

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Let someone know you are stinking of them this new year with a 2010 welcome gift: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/Fart%20Shop.html

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Fart Christmas orders have been rolling in. It's still not too late to give someone a fart for Christmas: http://www.fartsfromtheheart.com

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Had a gas leak at the fart factory. The Fire Dept came out to help resolve the issue. I guess they are not use to dealing with a$$holes.

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I just fired someone at the fart factory today for being a fart knocker. We don't fart around at: http://www.fartsfromtheheart.com

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Was at The New Moon premier tonight and fired out a gigantic butt rocket during the kiss sequence. That was one way to vacate a theater.

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Become a fart collector today, join the fart revolution!:

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I am about 3 seconds away from stinking up the joint!: http://bit.ly/Cwd6n

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Science confirms that farting reduces blood pressure because when the body releases hydrogen sulphide this acts as a regulator to our body.

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You call smelling your own farts gross - I call it quality control:

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Show them you have class by giving them a vile of my a$$!:

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